I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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