problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
