Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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