I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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