god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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