I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
