Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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