Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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