Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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