Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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