Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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