wrigley field is MILF paradise
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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