His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
this is an emotional support booty call
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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