We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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