Nicole vs. Life
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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