508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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