So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
...so i touched it.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
