it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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