what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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