Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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