try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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