he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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