We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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