Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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