My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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