I will die if light touches me.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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