I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
The power of my boobs compel you
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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