Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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