Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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