Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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