false alarm. still invincible.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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