I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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