You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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