you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We have so much sex to catch up on
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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