You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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