Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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