Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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