i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Ketchup is God's man juice
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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