is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
