physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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