In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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