You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Best friends brother. Beat that.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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