I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
