He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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