I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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