Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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