Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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