Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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