ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Randomize
