We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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