she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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