Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
nutella sex= disaster
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
