thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you win again, gameday.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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