ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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