thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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