its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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